As the British Autumn continues to pay homage to the highlands,
It is the Aussies, it seems, who have unwittingly transpired light years ahead
in the fashion files. Who’d have thought the students of Erinsborough High and Sumer
Bay would seem so savvy in their stylish school dresses circa 2013 as the
nineties remain influence supreme.
Ahh the nineties, such fond memories of unsurpassed
youthful awkwardness, I recall my ongoing incurable obsession with boy bands
and (thinking back) distinctively un-cute celebrities from yesteryear (enter
Con Bordino from the T.V show Heartbreak High-the shame!), My mother excitedly screeching
to an entire supermarket of bemused shoppers, proudly declaring the news that
her then severely mortified thirteen year old was officially becoming a women, but
perhaps my personal highlight was undoubtedly what is now commonly referred to
as ‘poo-on-shoe gate’ in which I unwittingly trampled a pile of gooey-fresh and
particularly smelly dog mess round the school hallways, bewildered as to it’s both its origin
and why with scrupled noses, my fellow students refused to sit within three
feet the whole day. Tragic!
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